catboi:

hippyveganchick:

fffcuk:

lzbth:

‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago

it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact

let’s begin the feast (✿)

*hides*

This isn’t sexist? Okay.

(via elfsongsinger)

You scare me,” he said. “Why?” she asked. “Because I tell you things I can’t even tell myself. — He said, She said (via creatingaquietmind)

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dirtyhippieproductions:

We love forests& all they do for us.

☮  ❤ ॐ 

(via edmundsmantes)

pastelmorgue:

where-is-my-butt:

vegan-girl:

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

THERE IS HOPE

Yes

BEAUTIFUL


I embrace my lady’s hairiness. It’s pretty normal. Feels good.

pastelmorgue:

where-is-my-butt:

vegan-girl:

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

THERE IS HOPE

Yes

BEAUTIFUL

I embrace my lady’s hairiness. It’s pretty normal. Feels good.

(via elfsongsinger)

fuck-benedict:

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

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do you remember the first time you were called annoying?
how your breath stopped short in your chest
the way the light drained from your eyes, though you knew your cheeks were ablaze
the way your throat tightened as you tried to form an argument that got lost on your tongue.
your eyes never left the floor that day.
you were 13.

you’re 20 now, and i still see the light fade from your eyes when you talk about your interests for “too long,”
apologies littering every other sentence,
words trailing off a cliff you haven’t jumped from in 7 years.
i could listen to you forever, though i know speaking for more than 3 uninterrupted minutes makes you anxious.
all i want you to know is that you deserve to be heard
for 3 minutes
for 10 minutes
for 2 hours
forever.

there will be people who cannot handle your grace, your beauty, your wisdom, your heart;
mostly because they can’t handle their own.

but you will never be
and have never been
“too much.”

Tyler Ford  (via timmy)

All the feels for this

(via heylookitstimmy)

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Album Art

alienssleepabove:

sniffling:

Sweatpants || Childish Gambino

Don’t be mad ‘cause I do me better than you doin’ you.

I can’t stop laughing because all I can think of is Troy saying “nigga”

(via therealchavid)

ArtistChildish Gambino
TitleSweatpants
AlbumBecause the Internet

samwinchester:

romanticise healthy relationships 

(via ivy-soar)

defluor:

sphvere:

goodgirlshoney:

Park Ave Church NYC 2014

Makes you think

i love this quote. 

Church quoting Bill Nye
awkward level: 1000000

defluor:

sphvere:

goodgirlshoney:

Park Ave Church NYC 2014

Makes you think

i love this quote. 

Church quoting Bill Nye

awkward level: 1000000

(via elfsongsinger)

I didn’t like my name until you said it. — Unknown (via seehowtame)

(via ivy-soar)

we’re taking a group of people who have insider knowledge of the English language (or at least a good grasp of it) and placing them in a new, unfamiliar, virtual space. This space introduces visual aids to language in the form of photos and gifs, the ability to comment on someone else’s text in a reblog and the ability to communicate a lot of information in very few words using hashtags. We also see the creation of tone in a toneless medium. In order to simulate conversational patterns in writing we SHOUT WHEN WE’RE SUPER EXCITED or *psssst whisper when we’re pretending to tell someone a secret while perfectly aware that anyone on the internet can read what we’re saying.* slash the coolest bit tho is that u can like ironically forgo all capitalization and punctuation just write in a weird speech pattern its ok everyone will still understand maybe it even helps read the text more quickly because nothing is interrupting the flow of words

In short, this dialect results when people who already share a language are given new tools. The result isn’t a butchering of English language but a creative experiment with it. Am I claiming that the Internet as a whole is operating on a level of postmodernism that would make Joseph Heller, Kurt Vonnegut and Thomas Pynchon seem like novices? maybe i am maybe im not u punk wut of it like who r u to tell me otherwise

Internet Linguistics

This is extremely neat to think about.

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I’m still trying to decide
which is worse:
Waking up without you
or waking up to watch you leave.